200 Fun “Would You Rather?” Questions for Couples to Enjoy

Relationships are nothing without a bit of fun, and certainly very boring without lots of laughter! 

Would you rather questions for couples are a fun way to spark meaningful conversations between you and your partner and build intimacy to boot.  If you’re not quite ready for truth or dare, this party game will help you open up to your partner — even if it’s in weird and wacky ways! 

While dirty would you rather can get your heart racing, we’ve rounded up two hundred of the best would you rather questions to help you connect with your partner on a deeper level — with a few laughs baked in too of course!

Funny “Would you rather?” questions to laugh together

1. Would you rather be the only one drunk at a party or the only one sober?⁠

2. Would you rather eat nothing but salad or nothing but dessert for a month?

3. Would you rather be covered in hair or have no hair at all?

4. Would you rather have no baths for a month or no internet for a month?

5. Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life or always feel as though you’re about to sneeze?

6. Would you rather be a bird or a cat?

7. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

8. Would you rather eat cold pizza or hot cereal?

9. Would you rather not be able to control your laughter, or not be able to control your tears?

10. Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for a week?

11. Would you rather have the BFG’s ears or Pinocchio’s nose?

12. Would you rather fight one hundred chicken-sized cows or one cow-sized chicken?

13. Would you rather drink sour milk or eat moldy bread? 

14. Would you rather share your toothbrush or your towel? 

15. Would you rather fart in an elevator or in an airplane? 

16. Would you rather only be able to speak in riddles or have to sing every sentence? 

17. Would you rather have a photographic memory or have the memory of a goldfish? 

18. Would you rather fall on stage at your graduation or forget your speech? 

19. Would you rather have a head the size of a watermelon or a golf ball? 

20. Would you rather smell like onions or have permanent garlic breath? 

21. Would you rather have to communicate only in emojis for a day or speak in rhyme for a week?

22. Would you rather have a personal theme song that plays whenever you walk into a room, or have your own laugh track following your jokes?

23. Would you rather have to wear clown shoes for a month or a giant foam finger on your hand for a week?

24. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur that's as small as a chicken or a pet elephant the size of a cat?

25. Would you rather have a never-ending sneeze or an uncontrollable urge to dance whenever you hear music?

26. Would you rather always have to wear a tinfoil hat to protect yourself from aliens or have to wear a traffic cone as a hat for a year?

27. Would you rather have to eat every meal while doing the chicken dance or sing the ABCs after every sentence you speak?

28. Would you rather have a personal cloud that rains on you wherever you go or a personal spotlight that follows you around, making you the center of attention?

29. Would you rather have to talk like a pirate for a day or speak in a Shakespearean accent for a week?

30. Would you rather be able to speak to animals, but they all have annoying voices, or be able to speak any language but only while wearing a chicken costume?

31. Would you rather have to use bubble wrap as your only form of transportation for a week or wear a traffic cone as a hat for a year?

32. Would you rather have a flying carpet that constantly malfunctions and drops you from the sky or a magic carpet that only takes you to places you have no interest in visiting?

33. Would you rather have a pet parrot that only repeats embarrassing moments from your past or a pet squirrel that steals your socks every day?

34. Would you rather be able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking, or have the ability to teleport but only to places you've never been before?

35. Would you rather have to wear mismatched shoes for a month or a suit made entirely of duct tape for a week?

36. Would you rather be followed by a marching band wherever you go or have a constant entourage of enthusiastic mimes?

37. Would you rather have to communicate solely through interpretive dance for a day or speak only in puns for a week?

38. Would you rather have a magic remote control that can pause or rewind real-life moments or a magic microwave that can instantly heat any food?

39. Would you rather have a pet penguin that constantly slides on your floors or a pet kangaroo that tries to put everything in its pouch?

40. Would you rather have the ability to change the color of your hair at will or the power to make inanimate objects come to life and chat with you?

41. Would you rather have a pet hedgehog that can predict the future but only tells you vague and cryptic predictions or a pet owl that delivers letters but keeps getting lost?

Deep “Would you rather?” questions to build intimacy and closeness between you

1. Would you rather have money to burn or time to kill?

2. Would you rather experience the world beginning or ending?

3. Would you rather be homeless or in prison?

4. Would you rather lose your sight or your memories?

5. Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with your ex and their partner, or with your partner and their ex?

6. Would you rather have the lights on or off?

7. Would you rather hug or hold hands?

8. Would you rather have no sex forever or no meaningful conversations forever?

9. Would you prefer to be the only one laughing at someone, or the only one being laughed at?

10. Would you rather always go to the same holiday resort or never be able to return to a resort you liked?

11. Would you rather be able to play any instrument in the world, or speak any language?

12. Would you rather be loved or respected?

13. Would you rather as weird dreams or never be able to dream again? 

14. Would you rather be the last person on earth or the first person on earth? 

15. Would you rather have ten close friends or one best friend? 

16. Would you rather be able to read people’s minds or tell the future?

17. Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the funniest person in the room?  

18. Would you rather win a million dollars or earn a million dollars? 

19. Would you rather run out of toilet paper every time you go or only be allowed to use kitchen paper to dry yourself after a shower?

20. Would you prefer to be remembered as successful or as kind? 

21. Would you rather have the ability to time travel to the past or see into the future? Why?

22. Would you rather have a successful career but limited time for family, or a less successful career with more time for each other and your future family?

23. Would you rather always know the truth, no matter how painful, or live in blissful ignorance?

24. Would you rather have the power to heal any physical ailment or mend emotional wounds?

25. Would you rather spend your life constantly exploring new places or build a deep sense of belonging in one location?

26. Would you rather have the ability to speak and understand all languages or be a master of every musical instrument?

27. Would you rather have the power to change the past or control the future?

28. Would you rather have endless wealth but no true love, or true love but struggle financially?

29. Would you rather know the exact moment of your own death or the moment of your partner's death?

30. Would you rather be able to read minds but can't turn it off or never be able to lie?

31. Would you rather live a life of adventure and excitement with occasional danger or a safe and predictable life?

32. Would you rather always remember your dreams in vivid detail or be able to enter and control your dreams at will?

33. Would you rather have the ability to instantly resolve any conflict or prevent all conflicts from ever occurring?

34. Would you rather have the power to end world hunger or bring an end to all wars?

35. Would you rather have the ability to feel others' emotions intensely or have complete emotional detachment?

36. Would you rather know the ultimate purpose of your life or have the freedom to create your own purpose?

37. Would you rather be famous and constantly in the public eye or live a quiet, anonymous life?

38. Would you rather have the power to erase all your past mistakes or learn from them and grow as a person?

39. Would you rather have the wisdom of old age with the body of a young person or the youthful energy with the mind of an elder?

40. Would you rather have the ability to see the beauty in everything but never experience physical pleasure or have immense physical pleasure but no appreciation for beauty?

41. Would you rather have a partner who is always honest but critical or one who tells white lies to spare your feelings?

42. Would you rather be able to communicate with animals or speak all human languages fluently?

43. Would you rather have the power to instantly resolve any environmental crisis or solve global poverty?

44. Would you rather be able to relive your favorite memories at will or have the ability to foresee and prevent future disasters?

45. Would you rather have the strength to forgive any wrongdoing or the power to seek justice for all wrongs? 

Hard “would you rather?” questions to mull over together

1. Would you rather cheat and be caught or be cheated on and never be told?

2. Would you rather work a full week’s work remotely and alone, or be in the office daily, surrounded by people?

3. Would you rather lose your sense of smell or your sense of taste?

4. Would you rather it always be summer or always be winter?

5. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance along to every song you hear?

6. Would you rather have 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?

7. Would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of your death?

8. Would you rather buy 10 things you don’t need every shopping trip, or always forget the one thing you do need every time you go shopping?

9. Would you rather get rich in a way that upsets your family or just make enough money to live?

10. Would you rather never age mentally or never age physically?

11. Would you rather bury your partner or go first? 

12. Would you rather never speak to your ex again or become good friends? 

13. Would you rather be in the history books for something terrible or be forgotten as soon as you die? 

14. Would you rather have only female children or only male children? 

15. Would you rather have a pause or rewind person in your life? 

16. Would you rather have kids before marriage or kids after marriage? 

17. Would you rather not know what you look like or not know what you sound like? 

18. Would you rather not be able to drive or not be able to fly in a plane? 

19. Would you rather never be able to kiss your partner again or never be able to hug them again? 

20. Would you rather have money to burn or time to kill?

21. Would you rather be homeless or in prison?

22. Would you rather lose your sight or your memories?

23. Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with your ex and their partner, or with your partner and their ex?

24. Would you rather have no sex forever or no meaningful conversations forever?

25. Would you prefer to be the only one laughing at someone, or the only one being laughed at?

26. Would you rather always know the truth, no matter how painful, or live in blissful ignorance?

27. Would you rather have the power to heal any physical ailment or mend emotional wounds?

28. Would you rather spend your life constantly exploring new places or build a deep sense of belonging in one location?

29. Would you rather be in a relationship where you have to tell your partner everything, even if it hurts them, or be in a relationship where you can keep secrets but always wonder if your partner is hiding something?

30. Would you rather live in a world where money doesn't exist, and everything is based on a barter system, or live in a world where money is the only form of exchange, and there's no room for bartering or trade?

31. Would you rather have the ability to instantly cure any illness or be able to prevent all accidents from happening?

32. Would you rather always know when someone is lying to you, but they also always know when you're lying, or live in a world where nobody can tell when others are lying, but you can't either?

33. Would you rather have a perfect memory of every moment in your life, including all the painful ones, or be able to selectively forget any memory you choose, even the happy ones?

34. Would you rather have the power to control your dreams and have any dream you want, or never have nightmares again but also never have any control over your dreams?

35. Would you rather live in a world where everyone shares everything, and there are no personal possessions, or a world where everyone is completely self-reliant, and nothing is shared?

36. Would you rather be the most intelligent person in the world but never be able to communicate with others, or have average intelligence but be able to communicate effectively and build deep connections with people?

37. Would you rather have the ability to time travel but never return to your current timeline, or have the power to see into parallel universes but never interact with them?

38. Would you rather live in a society where everyone's emotions are publicly displayed for all to see, or a society where emotions are completely private and hidden from others?

39. Would you rather have the ability to speak to animals but not understand human language, or understand all human languages but not be able to communicate with animals?

40. Would you rather know the exact moment you'll meet your soulmate but never have any other romantic relationships, or have many romantic relationships but never know if you've met your soulmate?

41. Would you rather have the power to change one event in your partner's past to make their life better or change one event in your own past to benefit your relationship?

42. Would you rather be able to predict natural disasters but not be able to prevent them, or prevent natural disasters but never be able to predict when they'll occur?

43. Would you rather live in a world where there are no laws or a world where there are strict and unchangeable laws with harsh consequences?

44. Would you rather be with the same person for most of your life or with many different people?

45. Would you rather have your heart broken or break someone else's heart?