180 pick up lines that work every time
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That simple pick up line infamously won women over for beloved Joey in Friends—but do pick up lines work in real life?
While they don’t have a 100% success rate, it’s all about getting creative with your pick up lines to catch the attention of your potential partner. They might be cheesy or corny (or dirty!) but adding that extra splash of humor and charm might just do the trick!
So, if you’re looking for some pick up lines to add to your repertoire, you came to the right place.
Do pick up lines actually work?
Striking up a flirty conversation can feel intimidating, especially if you aren’t blessed with that natural ‘rizz’.
Using pick up lines is an easy way to start that conversation, with your flirty intentions clear, and a humorous entry breaking the ice between you both. They might seem cheesy but that’s kind of the point—showcasing your sense of humor and sparking a natural conversation.
While pick up lines are primarily used when you first meet someone, or on dating apps like Tinder, who says you have to retire your archive when you’re in a relationship? Utilizing some of your favorite flirty pick up lines can maintain a sense of spontaneity and fun throughout a long-term relationship.
What are some good pick up lines?
The best pick up lines take into account the context of the situation, and the person’s comfort level, and should be an entryway to the conversation—rather than the only thing you have prepared!
Alongside some flirty conversation starters, these cute pick up lines might just be part of your ultimate ‘meet-cute’ story with your future partner. Thank us later!
Dirty pick up lines
Wanna go study some anatomy?
One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Do you know your ABCs? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
Wanna help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?
I watched a documentary that said lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if that’s true?
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
I didn’t really sleep last night, my pillow was boring. You wanna to replace it?
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
I can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.
That’s a beautiful smile, but it’d look even better if it was all you were wearing.
Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you’ll always finish first.
Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place.
Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that ass is calling me.
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Are those jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to be inside them…
Don’t ever change. Just get naked.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them.
Can you tell me what time your legs open, please?
You’re so hot even my zipper is falling for you.
Cheesy pick up lines
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Wanna be Minecraft without the craft?
Are you DNA polymerase? Because I wanna unzip your genes.
Are you into Pokémon? Cuz I wanna take a pik-ach-u
Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.
I should complain to Spotify for not making you this week's hottest single.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus Fine.
You're looking a little sick, you must be suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Funny pick up lines
I wish I was your coronary artery because I wanna be wrapped around your heart.
Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I'm up to no good.
Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection right now.
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.
It's a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd love to give you my heart.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.
Want a raisin? No? How about a date?
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.
Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you.
Are you a beaver? Cause dam!
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
Are you a refrigerator? Because you're giving me the chills.
Do you like math? Because I want to add you to my life, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Are you a dictionary? Because you're adding meaning to my life.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Is your name Bluetooth? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I lava you.
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.
Smooth pick-up lines
I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?
I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Wanna hear it?
They say kissing is the language of love—wanna start a conversation?
You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read that first word again.
The only thing I wanna change about you is your last name.
Are you sugar? Because you’re sweet and I wanna spoon you.
Be honest: Is this match at first sight for you too?
Wanna touch my shirt? It’s made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
Your hand looks lonely over there. Wanna hold mine?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.
I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.
Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.
Wow, when god made you he was showing off.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.
If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I'm not a genie, but I might be able to make your dreams come true.
Pick up lines for guys
Smile if you wanna take me on a date.
My name is [your name] but you should hear my phone number.
I have a phone number, you have a phone number—think of the possibilities.
What emoji should I put next to your name on my phone?
What's your favorite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date.
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type.
Do you like games? Because I'd like to play a role in your life.
Is your name Spotify? Because you look like my next favorite playlist.
Are you a gardener? Because you've planted yourself in my thoughts.
Do you have a favorite constellation? Because I can see stars when I look at you.
Are you a cryptocurrency? Because I'd invest all my time in you.
Is your name Climate Change? Because things are heating up whenever you're around.
Do you like puzzles? Because I'm trying to piece together how to ask you out.
Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out.
Is your name Yoga? Because you're really stretching my imagination.
Do you like art? Because I'd love to draw your attention.
Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day.
Is your name History? Because I can see you repeating in my future.
Do you like music? Because I think we could make a great duet.
Pick up lines for girls
You’re pretty and I’m cute. Wanna be pretty cute together?
I am here to pick up a girl, wanna get picked up?
When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
Oh look, the cutie pie I ordered is here!
This must be a museum because you're a work of art.
What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the world?
Is your name Summer? Because you're hot and I can't wait for you to come around.
Are you a book? Because I can't seem to put you down.
Do you have a favorite restaurant? I'd love to take you there sometime.
Is your name Gravity? Because I keep falling for you.
Do you believe in fate? Or should I walk by again?
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it rings?
I was wondering if you could help me find my way. I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes.
Do you have a favorite movie? I'd love to watch it with you sometime.
I'm not usually this forward, but I feel like we'd have great chemistry together.
Pick up lines to use on dating apps
What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?
I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
This is my pick up lime. How are you?
You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
How many dating apps are you on? Let's make it zero.
What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard? I'll go first.
Hey baby, you should date me because I won't break your heart. (I will just steal it!)
You are so fine, you made me forget my pick up line.
I think something is wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Truth or date? Oops, I meant dare!
Are you a wedding planner? Because when I saw you I pictured my wedding day.
So, what are we?
Quick, call 911! You took my breath away.
Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we match again?
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Can we fast-forward to the part where I take you out on a date?
I bet you're even more attractive in real life. When can I find out?
Which side of the bed do you sleep on? I'll reserve it for you.
What movie do you want to pretend to watch when you come over?
Do you kiss on the first date? Asking for a friend.
I am feeling a strong connection. Mind if I connect to your hotspot?
When I get naked, the shower usually gets turned on.
Want to come over for takeout? Just so you know, I like it spicy.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
